Welcome to the TORWars Intelligence Report! The following information has been datamined from recent Star Wars: The Old Republic patches. This time we are going to look at some upcoming additions to the Cartel Market.

Intelligence like this is not always accurate, the information contained within this report may or may not occur. It may be seen in the game as is, altered or not at all. The following text will likely contain SPOILERS, so read at your own risk.

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…Incoming Transmission….

…Secure Line Established….

…Decrypting Using Cipher Alpha Overlord….

Attention: Watcher 11

Source: Cipher Agent 27

Cipher Agent 27? What happened to Cipher Agent Werit? Well, I just learned that Cipher Agents have numbers for names, so cut me some slack

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Watcher 11, I have some very interesting news to report. Several weeks ago, I was assigned to the Cartel Vehicular Division. I can only assume that this is due to my exemplary work as a stock boy. They now have me cleaning up oil stains. Yes, I was surprised they used oil still too. This seems like a job for a droid though, but I’m not one to complain. Interesting fact, they use live subjects for their crash testing. So things could be worse.

During a birthday party for Mandy in Accounting, the manager had left his door open. I quickly finished my cake and made it back before everyone else. While rummaging through his things, I found an interesting document. It was a list of upcoming mounts that the Cartel will be selling. Below are the contents.

Hoverbikes

Gold SUV
Gurian Green
Gurian SUV
Sandperson Skiff
Longspur SUV

Hutt Skiffs

Imperial Pleasure Skiff
Neutral Pleasure Skiff
Republic Pleasure Skiff
SUV Pleasure Skiff

Speederbikes

Bone Speeder
Fortune Hunter
Hammerhead SUV
Mantis 2
Blue Purple Wasp
Pink Wasp

Most interesting, to me at least, are the introduction of Hutt Pleasure Skiffs with multiple flavors. They are even making a version for sale in the republic. All in all, it looks like there will be a good variety coming out of the Cartel Market at some point. There is no indication of when and how these new vehicles will be distributed. I’m also curious about what SUV means in this context, Sport Utility Vehicle? Get some analysts on that.

Cipher Agent We…27 signing off.

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Connection Terminating…

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For even more dirty details, head over to Werit’s Blog and check out this Data Dump post.